Woody Allen Quotes

818 quotes · Director, Actor, Writer

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Woody Allen Quotes

All Funny Philosophical Angry Love Spiritual 818 quotes · page 28 of 50

Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Funny

“You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.”

Philosophy Laughing Missing

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Melancholic

“I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is what happens. People try and put a nice varnish on it, and say, well, you mellow. You come to understand life and accept things. But you'd trade all of that for being 35 again.”

Thinking Fall Nice

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Funny

“The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.”

Liberty Humorous Witty

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Spiritual

“I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.”

Want Happens

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Funny

“When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.”

Mistake Doctors

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Funny

“Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.”

Political Taken Serious

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Angry

“And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.”

Humorous Witty Parenting

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Love

“Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.”

People Thinking Men

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Creative

“There's something about my films; they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.”

Names Film Nuance

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Melancholic

“You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.”

School Girl Baseball

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Philosophical

“The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.”

Ideas Funny Laughter

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Funny

“I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman and think this is the music. Now that music is art. Ellington is art. At that time it was just what you heard on the radio. Cole Porter was just a guy who wrote pretty songs and Billie Holliday would sing them.”

Art Song Morning

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