Woody Allen Quotes

818 quotes · Director, Actor, Writer

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Woody Allen Quotes

All Funny Philosophical Angry Love Spiritual 818 quotes · page 24 of 50

Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Philosophical

“There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?”

New York Humorous Witty

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Funny

“I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.”

Night Taught Jewish Tradition

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Spiritual

“I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.”

Mind Would Be

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Funny

“Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.”

Hurt Sex

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Grateful

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”

Happiness Appreciate Happy

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Hopeful

“We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.”

Choices Path Despair

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Melancholic

“With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.”

Dissatisfaction

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Sad

“I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.”

School Regret

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Philosophical

“Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.”

Inspirational Cutting Death

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Philosophical

“You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.”

Ideas Brilliant Annie Hall

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Funny

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.”

Mean Paranoid

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Angry

“Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!”

Children Country

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