Sarcastic Quotes

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Politician, Actor

“The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)”

Two Funny Sarcastic

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Seth Green

Actor

“You're constantly, in human culture, trying to balance between uplifting, heartfelt, sincere, earnestness that empowers and enlightens people, and the sarcastic cynicism that comes from just people's acquired bitterness over experiences.”

People Sarcastic Uplifting

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Terence

Philosopher, Poet

“She never was really charming till she died.”

Sarcastic Died

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Sara Gilbert

Actress

“I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.”

Stuff Sarcastic

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Samuel Butler

Novelist, Poet, Essayist

“He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.”

Stupid Born Sarcastic

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Shelley Winters

Actress

“I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.”

Winter Sarcastic

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Steven Wright

Comedian

“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”

Hurt Feels

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Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Justice, Jurist, Author

“In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night.”

Inspirational Teenager Sarcastic

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Orhan Pamuk

Novelist, Screenwriter

“Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both sarcastic, even cynical, but deeply compassionate. Just seeing the cover of one of Wildes books in a bookshop makes me smile.”

Book Sarcastic Cynical

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