Sarcastic Quotes — Page 34

Author

“The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's no guarantee she'll play fair, but her kind of thing loves games and challenges.”

Games Cat Sarcastic

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HW

Hayley Williams

Singer, Songwriter

“The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.”

Way Kings Sarcastic

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Mark Twain

Writer, Humorist

“I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.”

Funny Sarcastic

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Poet, Playwright, Novelist

“To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.”

Men Funny

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LD

Leonardo DiCaprio

Actor, Producer, Environmental Activist

“Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.”

People Sarcastic Miscellaneous

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Mark Twain

Writer, Humorist

“'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.”

Heart Worry Sarcastic

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KH

Kim Harrison

Author

“Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone.”

Tired Sarcastic Bored

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JG

Jane Green

Author

“When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.”

Writing Sarcastic Sarcasm

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John Ruskin

Art Critic, Writer

“Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.”

Music Sarcastic Sarcasm

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John Green

Author, YouTuber

“The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”

Fall Winter Sarcastic

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Homer

Poet

“And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.”

Sarcastic Whole Sarcasm

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Martin Luther

Theologian

“[The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we are learning so childishly to toddle along the benches, nay, to creep in the mire, and cannot skip and dance, on such light feet and legs, over and outside of God's commandments, as they do, the strong heroes and giants ... God forbid that we should!”

Christian Strong Sarcastic

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