Sarcastic Quotes

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Writer

“Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.”

Mean Funny Sarcastic

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George Carlin

Comedian, Actor

“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.”

Christian Funny Sarcastic

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George Bernard Shaw

Playwright, Critic

“It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.”

Men Sarcastic

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Honore de Balzac

Novelist

“A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.”

Wife Sarcastic

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J. D. Salinger

Novelist, Short Story Writer

“I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.”

Sarcastic Sarcasm Mood

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Barack Obama

Politician

“I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”

Funny Wisdom

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Barack Obama

Politician

“It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.”

Funny Care

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Paul Simon

Musician, Songwriter

“Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that's serious. And sometimes it's a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them.”

Song Fun Sarcastic

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

“Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.”

People Character Sarcastic

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Barack Obama

Politician