Sarcastic Quotes

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Artist

“My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic family. We didn't talk about our feelings ever, and if we did, we were yelling about them - there was no in-between. That's just carried over so many ways in my life and sabotaged relationships, sabotaged creative stuff.”

Mother Brother Sarcastic

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Robert Kiyosaki

Businessman, Author

“Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and credit-card debt.”

Inspirational Success Sarcastic

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George Bernard Shaw

Playwright, Critic

“In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.”

Order Sarcastic

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George Eliot

Novelist, Poet, Journalist

“Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.”

Hands Destiny

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Robin Williams

Actor, Comedian

“His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.”

Golf Sarcastic Iron

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Elbert Hubbard

Writer, Publisher

“If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.”

Funny Sarcastic

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Elvis Presley

Singer, Actor

“Folks always look good in their coffins.”

Funny Sarcastic

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Sydney Smith

Writer

“Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur.”

Sarcastic Scotland Knuckles

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Oscar Wilde

Writer

“It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.”

Funny Money Sarcastic

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Dalai Lama

Spiritual Leader

“I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.”

Want Giving Sarcastic

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Richard P. Feynman

Physicist

“People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me!”

Thinking Believe Sarcastic

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Sydney Smith

Writer

“He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.”

Personality Learning Sarcastic

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