Woody Allen Quotes

818 quotes · Director, Actor, Writer

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Philosophical

“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”

Dream Funny Humorous

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Spiritual

“Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name”

Believe Names Religion

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Rebellious

“If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.”

Born Achievement

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Melancholic

“I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.”

Grows Tumors

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Funny

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

Lying Funny Marriage

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Funny

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

Humorous Witty

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Philosophical

“I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.”

House Summer

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Sad

“Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.”

Moving Funny Piano

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Motivated

“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”

Inspirational Motivational Positive

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Calm

“I am two with nature.”

Two

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Philosophical

“The wicked at heart probably know something.”

Heart Humorous

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Melancholic

“Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.”

People Suffering Tragedy

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