Woody Allen Quotes

818 quotes · Director, Actor, Writer

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Philosophical

“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”

Funny Science Humor

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Woody Allen

Director, Actor, Writer

Funny

“I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.”

Funny Witty New Year

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Funny

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

Funny Parent Humor

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Wise

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

Brain Humorous

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Creative

“It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.”

Writing World

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Philosophical

“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”

Funny Science Humor

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Melancholic

“When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.”

Humanity Honesty Weight Loss

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Grieving

“My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.”

People Film Institutions

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Wise

“I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.”

Genius Fields Six

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Inspired

“For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.”

Funny Divorce Single

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Creative

“You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life”

Art Real Always Trying

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Philosophical

“In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.”

Choices Earth Kitchen

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