Winston Churchill — Funny Quotes

140 quotes · Politician, Writer, Historian

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Winston Churchill Quotes

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Winston Churchill

Politician, Writer, Historian

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“One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.”

War Military Peace

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Winston Churchill

Politician, Writer, Historian

Funny

“Oh, what is the matter with poor Puggy-Wug? Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug. Run and fetch him a suitable drug. Wrap him up tenderly all in a rug. That is the way to cure Puggy-Wug.”

Running Dog Friendship

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“It is all right to rat, but you can't re-rat.”

Betrayal Rats

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“Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once.”

War Politics

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“Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.”

Men Vices

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“A medal glitters, but it also casts a shadow.”

Shadow Reputation

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“If you want a good argument against democracy, spend five minutes with a voter.”

Want Democracy

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“I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.”

Leadership Hair

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“It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told.”

Men Secret

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“War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.”

War Peace

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“The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.”

Business Risk

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“Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?”

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