Winston Churchill — Funny Quotes

140 quotes · Politician, Writer, Historian

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Winston Churchill Quotes

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Winston Churchill

Politician, Writer, Historian

Funny

“Baldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.”

Europe Bores Birmingham

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Winston Churchill

Politician, Writer, Historian

Funny

“Luckily ... there were Zulus and Afghans, also the Dervishes in the Soudan. Some of these might, if they were well-disposed, 'put up a show' some day.”

Might Action Shows

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“One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.”

Party Happiness

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“Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.”

War Use

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“The monarchy is so extraordinarily useful. When Britain wins a battle she shouts, God save the Queen; when she loses, she votes down the prime minister.”

Winning Battle Queens

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“I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.”

Inspirational Work Addresses

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“Eating words has never given me indigestion.”

Funny Health

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“'No comment' is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.”

Expression Quiet

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“Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.”

Chance Bathroom

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“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.”

Life Firsts

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“A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world.”

World Horse

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“Advertising nourishes the consuming power of men.”

Men Business

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