Phones Quotes — Page 27

SW

Comedian

“I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know . . . my calendar has no sevens on it."”

Funny Humor Phones

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Steven Wright

Comedian

“I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."”

Funny Humor Phones

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Lady G

Musician

“If God calls you, pick up the damn phone!”

Phones Damn

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J. D. Salinger

Novelist, Short Story Writer

“For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.”

Hands Joy

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Seth Green

Actor

“I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.”

Believe Phones Cells

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Sue Gardner

Journalist

“I am very aware of the fact that it's highly unlikely anyone will write an article via their mobile phone. I've done it, but it's painful. And it's not just about the small keyboard and the small screen - though that's awful. It's the emotional experience of writing an article.”

Writing Emotional Phones

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Rosanne Cash

Singer, Songwriter

“Once your kids get older and get out of the house, it's not like it stops. They're on the phone with me every day; I'm intimately involved in their problems.”

Kids House Phones

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Sylvester Stallone

Actor, Filmmaker

“I believe an artist dies twice. The first time, it's just terrible - I've been there when the phone isn't ringing for years.”

Believe Artist Phones

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Robert A. Heinlein

Science Fiction Author

“Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one. If he were a man, you wouldn't dare stoop over. His idea of thigh-slapper would be to dump you out of bed — or put itch powder in pressure suit.”

Men Children Phones

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Seth Godin

Author, Entrepreneur

“Marketing is the way your people answer the phone, the typesetting on your bills and your return policy.”

People Phones Marketing

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Rand Paul

Politician

“The government has investigated our program of collecting through a generalized fashion, everyone's phone records in the country. And they found that no terrorist case has been thwarted through this.”

Country Fashion Phones

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Zadie Smith

Novelist, Essayist

“I remember so clearly, in the early days, if I had to do a piece of press, they'd phone for me and say, 'Oh, we're going to bring hair and makeup, it'll take about five hours.' And I said, 'Well, if it was Ian McEwan, would it take about five hours? Would there be hair and makeup? Cause if that's not the case, then don't bring the hair and makeup.' So, it's fascinating that they just assume: it's a young woman, she must want to be photographed for five hours. She must have nothing better to do than delight in trying on all your shoes. But it's not the case.”

Hair Phones Makeup

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