Oscar Wilde — Funny Quotes

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Oscar Wilde Quotes

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Oscar Wilde

Writer

Funny

“One should not be too severe on English novels; they are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed.”

Should Relaxation Unemployed

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Oscar Wilde

Writer

Funny

“When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.”

People Country Towns

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“Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly”

Sex Women

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“Bad manners make a journalist.”

Manners Journalist

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“We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it”

Men Long Forgiving

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“There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.”

Funny Sarcastic

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“I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.”

Long Littles

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“Women defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders.”

Women Strange Surrender

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“I don't know how to talk. Oh! talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact.”

Men Perfect Bored

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“If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.”

Men Time

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“Common sense is the enemy of Romance :P:P”

Enemy Romance

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“When good Americans die, they go to Paris" "Where do bad Americans go?" "They stay in America”

America Dies Paris

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