Jeaniene Frost Funny Quotes — Page 9

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“Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?" - Cat to Bones”

Want Cat Bottles

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Jeaniene Frost

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“Ian grinned at her, trailing a pale hand down his chest. “Luscious, aren‟t I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don‟t mind.”

Mind Hands Goes On

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“I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.”

Thinking Special

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“And that, Annette, is called Pilates”

Pilates

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“If anyone other than you had me fly halfway around the world just to keep me waiting while you were obviously lingering in bed, I’d have my driver run them over. Twice.”

Running Waiting Bed

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“I’m in, Cat. I’d never leave you. Especially when you’ve got death breathing down your neck.” “Very funny,” I retorted, since Bones was inches from my throat”

Cat Breathing Necks

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“If I’d known you were such a lush, I’d have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you?”

Stuff Given Bangs

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“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”

Giving Jealous Pairs

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“Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.”

People Grace Devil

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“He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?”

Action Heat Massage

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“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat”

Smart Cat Mountain

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“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones”

Eye Wish Cat

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