Girl Quotes — Page 33

SW

Steven Wright

Comedian

“I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.”

Girl Funny Humor

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RH

Russell Howard

Comedian, Actor

“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.”

Girl Funny Sex

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J. D. Salinger

Novelist, Short Story Writer

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.”

Giving Looks

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FB

Frances Bean Cobain

Artist

“I don't like to look sloppy. I'm a girly-girl.”

Looks Girl

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RA

Ryan Adams

Musician, Singer-songwriter

“I want to make sure I'm with a girl that's a good kisser, and that when I wake up, I have coffee and a cigarette. That's all I really want out of life. That, and world domination.”

Girl Coffee Wake Up

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Madonna Ciccone

Singer

“I know the aspect of my personality, being the vixen, the heartbreaker and the incredibly provocative girl is a very marketable image, but it's not insincere. You just can't take it seriously.”

Heart Girl Personality

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Mae West

Actress, Singer, Screenwriter

“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”

Girl Witty Sarcastic

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MW

Maisie Williams

Actress

“It's not like I've ever been the popular pretty girl at school or anything. I was always such a weirdo.”

School Girl Pretty Girl

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Jack Kerouac

Novelist, Poet

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk - real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”

Real Girl Sex

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GD

Geena Davis

Actress

“The whole point of why I'm doing this is to show all kids, boys and girls, that women take up half the space and do half of the interesting things in the world and have half of the dreams and ambitions. Our slogan is, "If they see it, they can be it."”

Dream Girl Ambition

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Haruki Murakami

Writer

“So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes it, though. They all tell me I look like a first grader or a concentration camp survivor. What's this thing that guys have for girls with long hair? Fascists, the whole bunch of them! Why do guys all think girls with long hair are the classiest, the sweetest, the most feminine? I mean, I myself know at least two hundred and fifty unclassy girls with long hair. Really.”

Mean Girl Crazy

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Haruki Murakami

Writer

“Let me just tell you this, Watanabe," said Midori, pressing her cheek against my neck. "I'm a real, live girl, with real, live blood gushing through my veins. You're holding me in your arms and I'm telling you that I love you. I'm ready to do anything you tell me to do. I may be a little bit mad, but I'm a good girl, and honest, and I work hard, I'm kind of cute, I have nice boobs, I'm a good cook, and my father left me a trust fund. I mean, I'm a real bargain, don't you think? If you don't take me, I'll end up going somewhere else.”

Girl Father Cute

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