George Bernard Shaw Quotes

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George Bernard Shaw Quotes

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George Bernard Shaw

Playwright, Critic

Love

“When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.”

Men Sex Patents

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George Bernard Shaw

Playwright, Critic

Love

“If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.”

Hate Love You Sacrifice

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Philosophical

“Our necessities are few, but our wants are endless.”

Want Desire

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Philosophical

“Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.”

Funny Forever

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Wise

“We educate one another; and we cannot do this if half of us consider the other half not good enough to talk to.”

Half Not Good Enough Educate

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Funny

“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”

Men Moon Lunatic Asylums

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Angry

“Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.”

Government Death

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Funny

“Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes”

Judging Eggs

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Funny

“The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.”

Communication Sensible

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Philosophical

“Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.”

Might Religion

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Sad

“A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member.”

Family Members

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Philosophical

“Trade unionism is not socialism. It is the capitalism of the proletariat.”

Economics Socialism

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