Doctors Quotes — Page 32

DJ

Author, Poet

“[The doctor] peeked into the trauma room and saw the situation: the clerk - that is, me - standing next to the orderly, Georgie, both of us on drugs, looking down at a patient with a knife sticking up out of his face. 'What seems to be the trouble?' he asked.”

Doctors Drug Knives

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DF

Dennis Franz

Actor

“My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.”

Home Doctors Drinking

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Dolly Parton

Singer, Songwriter, Actress

“Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.”

Mistake Doctors Low Self Esteem

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DM

Dylan Moran

Comedian

“It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.”

Funny Humor Doctors

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Akhil Sharma

Author

“Intern will resonate not only with doctors, but with anyone who has struggled with the grand question 'What should I do with my life?' In a voice of profound honesty and intelligence, Sandeep Jauhar gives us an insider's look at the medical profession and also a dramatic account of the psychological challenges of early adulthood.”

Voice Honesty Doctors

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Al Gore

Politician

“Americans have the right to have their medical decisions made by them and their doctors, and not by those bureaucrats sitting behind a computer screen hundreds of miles away.”

Technology Decision Doctors

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CB

Charles Bukowski

Poet, Novelist

“The street to my left was backed up with traffic and I watched the people waiting patiently in the cars. There was almost always a man and a women, staring straight ahead, not talking. It was, finally, for everyone, a matter of waiting. You waited and you waited- for the hospital, the doctor, the plumber, the madhouse, the jail, papa death himself. First the signal red, then the signal was green. The citizens of the world ate food and watched t.v. and worried about their jobs or lack of the same, while they waited.”

Men Jobs Doctors

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CC

Charles C. Mann

Author

“A smartphone links patients' bodies and doctors' computers, which in turn are connected to the Internet, which in turn is connected to any smartphone anywhere. The new devices could put the management of an individual's internal organs in the hands of every hacker, online scammer, and digital vandal on Earth.”

Hands Doctors Smartphones

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CC

Charles C. Mann

Author

“Smartphones can relay patients' data to hospital computers in a continuous stream. Doctors can alter treatment regimens remotely, instead of making patients come in for a visit.”

Doctors Data Smartphones

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Charles Darwin

Naturalist, Geologist

“The man that created the theory of evolution by natural selection was thrown out by his Dad because he wanted him to be a doctor. GAWD, parents haven't changed much.”

Men Dad Doctors

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Charles Dickens

Novelist

“The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.”

Two Night Doctors

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Charles Dickens

Novelist

“'There may be some, perhaps - I don't know that there are - who abuse his kindness,' said Mr. Wickfield. 'Never be one of those, Trotwood, in anything. He is the least suspicious of mankind; and whether that's a merit, or whether it's a blemish, it deserves consideration in all dealings with the Doctor, great or small.”

Character Kindness Doctors

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