Demetri Martin Quotes

494 quotes · Comedian, Actor

Page 26 of 42

Demetri Martin Quotes

All Funny Creative Love Nostalgic Hopeful 494 quotes · page 26 of 42

Comedian, Actor

Funny

“It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.”

Two Stories Comedy

♥ 4

Demetri Martin

Comedian, Actor

Funny

“I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.”

Mean New York Want Something

♥ 4

Funny

“Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.”

Funny Fighting

♥ 4

Funny

“When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.”

Potatoes Couches

♥ 4

Creative

“If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.”

Artist Bathroom Tiles

♥ 4

Funny

“Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.”

Ideas Short Love

♥ 4

Grateful

“You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?”

Numbers Thanks

♥ 4

Funny

“I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who is not so much "crazy" as "annoying."”

School Law Crazy

♥ 4

Funny

“I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.”

Book Use Paper

♥ 4

Creative

“Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.”

Ideas Two Sentences

♥ 4

Vulnerable

“It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.”

Mean Enough Sorry

♥ 4

Lonely

“You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.”

Realizing Get Real Disillusioned

♥ 4