Car Quotes — Page 37

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Musician

“My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan going in my dad's car, but I remember The Royal Scam in particular because it has 'Kid Charlemagne' on it.”

Kids Dad Car

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Stephen King

Author

“If it's OK to register cars and license drivers, why is it not OK to impose similar legal responsibilities on gun owners?”

Responsibility Car Gun

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Steven Wright

Comedian

“I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.”

Looks Science

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Ronald Reagan

Politician, Actor

“Cars don't cause pollution, trees do.”

Car Tree

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Stephen Hawking

Theoretical Physicist

“If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would try to pass them.”

World Trying Car

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Robin Sharma

Author, Speaker

“I had many of the trappings of success. I was a lawyer. I drove a nice car and I had nice things. But "things" don't make a rich life.”

Nice Car Rich Life

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Robin Williams

Actor, Comedian

“I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.”

Keys Car Drinking

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Steve Martin

Comedian, Actor, Writer

“It's horrible for someone to listen to someone learning any instrument - when I was first learning the banjo, I used to have to go out and sit in the car, and even in the summertime I'd have to roll up the windows. Because you just couldn't practice a banjo or a fiddle with other people around. Unless they're being paid.”

People Practice Car

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Steven Morrissey

Singer-Songwriter

“I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.”

Car Driving Broke

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Roger Miller

Country Music Singer

“Third box car, midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine. Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues.”

Car Work Shoes

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Steven Wright

Comedian

“A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'”

Feet Car Wheels

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Suzanne Shaw

Television Personality, Actress

“I'm a car freak, I never usually have one for more than a year before I change it.”

Years Car Freak

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